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Friday, January 27th, 2012
6:12 pm
puff's human here
Just trying to make sure the journal doesn't get deleted until I can back it up.
Sunday, May 20th, 2007
8:32 pm
This is Puff's human, rainbow_goddess. I hate to have to bring bad news, but Puffmonster passed away on Friday, May 18, 2007 of kidney failure, another victim of tainted pet food.

Her sisters callimonster and Poupée, her daddy and I will all miss her.
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
7:41 pm
Humans are silly.
My Meowmie likes to call me silly names. Lately she has started calling me "Orange Orange." She calls Poupée "Grey Grey" and calls Callimonster "Multicolour." Actually, I think it was Daddy who started calling Callimonster "Multicolour Kitty" first. Meowmie called her "Calico" but pronounced it "Calli-co."

Daddy never uses Poupée's name. He just calls her "Grey Kitty" or "Grey Grey." Meowmie said to him, "She does have a name, you know." Daddy said, "I know she does. Her name is Grey Kitty." So Meowmie pointed to me and asked, "What's her name?" Daddy said, "Orange Kitty." But then when Meowmie pointed to Callimonster and asked her name, Daddy didn't say "Multicolour Kitty." Instead, he called her "Meowy Kitty."
Monday, January 8th, 2007
11:08 pm
How is efurryone? Just meowing to say hello. My pet humans have a tendency to hog the catputer, and they are bigger than I am. Besides, I have more important things to do than update my LJ -- like wash, eat, sleep, fight with my sisters, take over the humans' laps.
Thursday, May 4th, 2006
2:13 pm
Hello, fellow cats, and humans too! I have a request to make on behalf of my pet human. She is going to be in The Walk to Cure Diabetes. She has had diabetes for a long time, since she was five human years old.

She needs people to give her money for participating in this walk, so go here and make a donation, purrlease.
Friday, January 27th, 2006
8:17 pm
This afternoon I was snoozing on the carpet in my human's room when I heard a strange noise at the door.

At first I thought it was the paper carrier. My human has a newspaper delivered to our apartment every day. I have no idea why, but the used papers make a good place to sleep when she stacks them up in a pile before taking them to the recycle bin outside.

But no, it wasn't the paper carrier. It was a big, bad, mean human who wanted to steal my Meowmie's toys! Not only that, they wanted to steal the computer, which is MY toy!

Of course, I wouldn't take that lying down. I ran to confront the bad human. I fluffed up my fur, bared my teeth and growled at him. Then I leaped into the air and landed on top of his head. I clawed his face and his eyes. He yelled and tried to pull me off him. I let myself slide down his back, claws extended all the way, of course.

The bad human forgot all about stealing things. He ran away. I called the police and gave them a description. I told them that he would have claw marks all over his face and his back.

When Meowmie got home I told her what happened, but she didn't believe me. She thinks I must have fallen down the rabbit hole.

But she'll soon learn that I'm telling the truth. The police are going to give me a special "hero cat" award for fighting that bad burglar-human.
8:16 pm
Rabbit hole day!
Today is something called Rabbit Hole Day. You can find out more about it here: rabbitholeday.

Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm going to post about something that's not true. I am, of course, a genius, and the most brave, beautiful, resourceful and strong cat in the whole entire world.
Wednesday, January 25th, 2006
3:42 pm
Hello everyone. It's me again. Not much going on around here. My Daddy came to visit last night. I like it when Daddy is here. I get in his way when he uses the computer. That usually gets me some petting and cuddling. When he isn't using the computer and is watching TV, I sit on his lap. This morning he combed my fur. I like being combed.

What is everyone else up to?
Monday, January 23rd, 2006
12:02 am
I am furry sorry for being absent for so long. I have been hearing things about journals that don't get updated in a long time being some sort of security risk, so I thought I should make sure that my journal gets updated once in awhile.

I got a new toy for Christmas. It is called a kitty spa. My human made a video of me playing with it, but she has to find it. She is very bad at keeping track of where she saves things on her computer. But you can see a couple of pictures of me and Calli playing with it here and here. There is catnip in the round thing on the top.

I hope everyone had a happy new year. Everytime I make a new update I tell everyone that I will update more often, and I don't. Maybe this time I will. I will make it a new year's resolution!
Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
12:00 am
My human is BAD. She almost never lets me log in to my journal, and then I miss seeing everything my friends have posted because LJ only lets me go to "previous entries" a couple of times.

Calli and I chased a BIG moth, but it got away.

There is a bad human living next door to us. Tonight he banged on our bedroom window just because I was sitting on the windowsill. I waved my tail at him, but I don't think he saw me do it. I didn't growl at him, because he's not worth growling at. He has also said some bad things to Meowmie about hurting her, and that makes Meowmie upset. I wish I could sharpen my claws on him. No one threatens my Meowmie and gets away with it!
Thursday, May 12th, 2005
9:24 pm
Vacuum monster!
Daddy bought Meowmie a vacuum monster! I hate vacuum monsters! It made lots of noise and I thought it was going to eat me! No matter where I went, the vacuum monster followed me!

It finally quieted down, and now I think it's sleeping.

I hate vacuum monsters.
Sunday, May 8th, 2005
6:56 pm
It is my human's birthday today. She is 37 in human years. I don't know how old that makes her in cat years.

It is also something called Mother's Day today. The human asked me if I got her a card or a present. Then she said she guessed I couldn't, because I don't have any money. She doesn't give me an allowance, so how could she expect me to buy her a present? Humans are strange beings.

THe other night I got very angry at my male human. I was already in a bad mood. I was sitting on the dresser in the bedroom, and he leaned his hand on it. So I scratched his hand. He then grabbed me and held me in place while he lectured me about how scratching and biting him is Not Good. I was very mad and kept growling and using bad language at him, but he held on to me for quite some time while he lectured me. Of course, just like all his lectures, it all went in one ear and out the other.

Happy birthday, Meowmie!
Monday, April 4th, 2005
11:27 am
Video of me
My human took a video clip of me showing off my beautiful orange furry belly when I was sunbathing on the balcony. She can't post it on her website because she doesn't have enough room there (it's full of pictures of me and Calli and Poupée, plus some pictures of a guy called Daniel Jackson, whoever he is.) Anyway, the human says if you want to see my video, you can get it yousendit.com. Here is the URL:


Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
12:05 am
Nothing much is new around here. My human still keeps trying to get mats out of my fur. I still keep biting her when she does. She says she doesn't have enough money to take me to the groomer or to the v*t to get a haircut. I'm not happy to hear she doesn't have much money (because when she has money, she buys expensive kitty food that I absolutely loooove!) but I'm glad I'm not being dragged off somewhere to get a haircut.

My sister callimonster's birthday was last week. Mine is next week. I will be ten years old. I will not be a senior cat. I will be a middle-aged cat. I intend to live for a long, long time and make my human wait on me hand and paw the entire time.

My friend Tiger, who lives upstairs, came to the door and mrrp'd at me to come out and play. I didn't want to go out and play, so I growled at him. I also don't like it when he comes into my hallway. That hallway is MY territory! Anyway, Meowmie said that it was mean for me to growl at Tiger. Humans don't understand the first thing about why we cats behave the way we do.
Saturday, February 12th, 2005
10:26 pm
My human is bad!
She keeps trying to pick mats out of my fur. I growl at her and bite her hand, but she still tries to do it. She says if I don't let her pick the mats out, then she will put me in the cat jail and take me to the groomer, where they will give me a haircut. Hah! Let her try. There's no way I'm getting in that cat jail. She has another think coming, she does.
Monday, February 7th, 2005
12:25 am
I know it's been a long time since I've written in this journal. Blame the human. She hogs the computer all the time. She's very selfish that way. And the rare times she isn't using the 'puter, our male human (who doesn't live here full-time; he's just here about half the time) is using it.

I hope all the kitties (and humans) who read this had a very good Christmas and New Year. Poupée, callimonster and I got lots of kitty treats and some toy mice.

Just a few days after New Year's Day, it snowed. Do any of you kitties like to go out in the snow? I don't. It is cold and wet. I made my human open the door many times, but each time she opened it that white stuff was still out there. I told the human to make it go away, but did she listen to me? Of course not. She never does.

For example, she says that next week she is going "back to work." She was away from the "work" for most of December and January, but as of this coming Wednesday she is going to be at "work" full-time. My sisters and I keep telling her that she should stay home with us, but she says that if she did that she would have a very hard time keeping us in the style to which we have become accustomed.

By the way, sometime around Christmas the human found a picture of me wearing reindeer antlers. I hope she doesn't try to post it in my journal.
Monday, November 22nd, 2004
4:49 pm
I am so sorry, efurrybody. I have not updated since August! I am a bad kitty sometimes. My human has lots of new pictfurs of me. You can see them at her journal: rainbow_goddess. I will try to decide which ones are the nicest and maybe I will post them later.
Thursday, August 12th, 2004
6:16 pm
I am on Catster! My Catster page is http://www.catster.com/?60655 . Calli and Poupée are there too, but I'm the only one who really counts.

Who among my kitty friends are also on Catster?
Monday, August 9th, 2004
10:14 pm
The human has actually laid off the camera for the last few days. Apparently we are not being cute enough for her, or something. She did take a lot of pictures of the turbo scratcher, but there was a fingerprint on the camera lens and they all came out blurry, so she got rid of most of them. Too bad; there was a picture of me & callimonster together that would have been good if it hadn't been smudged beyond repair.

A few days ago I tried to follow the humans to the store. They wouldn't let me, though; Meowmie picked me up and carried me back home. I managed to scratch her a few times to let her know what I thought of that idea. Then, as soon as she and Daddy left, I jumped out the window. When the humans came home I met them at the end of the driveway. Ha ha!

Unfortunately, the humans have now put a screen in the window, so I can't jump out of it anymore. Bah. Humans. Always trying to spoil my fun.
Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
9:34 pm
More pictures
My human just got a digital camera, so that means she has been taking lots of pictures of me and Calli. When she brought it home she said to our Daddy, "I guess I should test it. What should I take pictures of?" Daddy said, "The kittycats, of course."

In the bottom picture, Calli is holding on to my head while I try to wash her.

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